“Off To The Brewery” Leftists: An Ode To Useless White Men

Lately I feel this anger rise in me whenever I see a dumb meme or a whiny post from a Leftist man. They’re almost always white dudes and they bitch and fucking moan as if life handed them a bad hand because their partner left them due to the fact they probably drink too much and when they drink too much, they just complain about how the world is fucking ending, Capitalism is to blame for its demise, and everyone just needs to accept their fucking fate, stop having children and be as miserable as they are.

I get feeling helpless, scared, miserable and alone when it feels like as the world keeps spinning, there are other human beings on this planet contributing to its fall without a care in the world. But fuck, these men talk about engaging in class warfare when it’s obvious they can’t even stomach standing with striking workers in a picket line. How the fuck are you going to survive going up against Capitalism when you’ve already given up on the fight and instead grab a beer from the fridge as you post outdated memes on Facebook of all fucking places, call up your favorite Leftist podcast to bitch about co-workers who are not radicalized or smart as you are, then drunk dial your ex partner because you’re in a self-loathing pity party?

I can’t feel bad for you. Privilege lays at your fucking feet. Your requirement to fight alongside the rest of us is simply a bare minimum and even that is apparently asking your privileged, white ass too fucking much. The rest of us who don’t hold privilege have been fighting in some capacity for some time now, and we haven’t even started the Real Big Fight yet, and your lily white ass is already tired? Fuck you.

These white guys love to believe they are better because they can see the real horrors of what Capitalism does but these guys are in the same group as the “Out To Brunch” liberals because that’s how fucking useless they are.

They can do something, anything but they don’t because they spout out the teachings of nihilism and Marx as they take a hit from their vape pen in the comforts of their nice, coastal homes, without a care in the world. Meanwhile, the rest of us deal with the daily racism, sexism, classism, homophobia, transphobia, ablism that comes along with being in bodies that are discriminated against simply because we are not white, abled bodied, cis dudes.

To those dudes, all I have to say is Fuck You and get out of my fucking way.